Compromising the Integrity of your Colon

In other celebrity/Streisand surgery news, upon some investigating, I came across this piece about a new trend in elective surgery: A new type of cosmetic surgery boom is taking place in Hollywood as celebrities are going under the knife for a breakthrough medical procedure that eliminates the odor from feces. Celebrities such as Julia Roberts, Britney Spears and Barbra Streisand have already undergone the intestinal surgical procedure and have released statements through their publicists saying their "shit don't smell." Dr. Ronald Werhman invented the Stercus Procedure, and his clientele is mostly made up of celebrities. Dr. Werhman who practices in Beverly Hills refuses to reveal the complete details of the surgery as he is the only surgeon performing the operation in the United States.