Remember when Pamela was Hot?

Remember when celebrities were glamourous? What the F*#k??!!! Everyone's drunk, slutty, ignoring their children.... awesome, totally awesome!

Dennis "Craterface" Stewart

Not only was this actor gay, but he died of AIDs in 1994 at the age of 46.
Read all about him and many other dark and interesting facts about the dead and living in Hollywood at www.findadeath.com

Tom Cruise Continues to Suck the World Around Him

I love a good fat Tom Cruise any day of the week. As seen here in an artists rendition of what Tom may look like in a day or two if it keeps up.
DUIs, over eating, not eating, no panties, shaved pubes, picking up a couple of under aged kids and plowing into a tree... it's all in good fun, right?

Mariah Carey Should Not Go Out

Babe: Pig in the Bahamas.
Friggin cover up Porky!

AAAAAAHHHHH!

WTF!!!?? If Dolly's face doesn't small children... and most other people I don't know what would? Christ.

Farting, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville

Farts brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.

Ivanka Trump

....speechless

Celebrity Vagina Watch

You know it's inevitable that there will be (or is, duh) a site devoted to celebrities flashing their vaginas while getting out of their fancy cars. Although we've yet to see an unshaven woo woo this shot of Pink was defeated in having her blowing in the wind. Pink actually covered up her cooch. Although not such a lady from a past posting, Pink was caught relieving herself between cars in a parking lot, she did manage to pee without flashing though, but that's because she's a professional.

Brandon Routh

Superman in a super tight outfit for special effects scanning. Notice the VPL.

Britney's Just Given Up

Wearing underwear!!

Police investigate Craigslist posting

San Diego police yesterday started an investigation into a case of possible child endangerment after receiving tips from two concerned people regarding a posting on Craigslist, the online classified-ad service, that purported to offer a free baby to a good home.

Copies containing the ad content were sent to police after dispatchers recorded two calls about 10:30 a.m., complaining and asking police to investigate.

“The copy of the ad sent to us shows a picture of a baby,” San Diego police Sgt. Jim Schorr said. “We immediately contacted our child-abuse detectives in an attempt to find out if this was some kind of hoax. We are taking this very seriously.”

The copy given to police says: “Free baby boy to good home. My ex-girlfriend had him a few weeks ago, but now he just sits in my closet and cries. I'm not too sure how to deal with it, and I'm in a pretty low financial spot. I lost all the baby accessories. Batteries not included. Transaction final. No returns. Guaranteed not DOA.”


The ad also said the baby was in San Diego and that the man would deliver, police said.

When police tried to access the ad at midday, it had been removed from the Web site.

Attempts to independently contact Craigslist in San Francisco for comment were unsuccessful.

Police said detectives would try to trace the person who placed the ad and see if a real baby, not a toy, was being offered.

On its Web site, Craigslist says it will not release nonpublic information about posts without a subpoena or search warrant per federal law.

Craigslist, which started in 1995 by offering free online classifieds for the San Francisco area, attracts about 10 million users a month. Most ads are free to place, luring advertisers who might otherwise pay for ads in traditional media. Online auction giant eBay bought a 25 percent stake in the site from one of the original shareholders.

A check of Craigslist's San Diego site yesterday showed such items as Chargers tickets, cars, trucks, bikes, electronics, household items and a children's computer starter kit, which included a keyboard, mouse and software.

Poor Hilary Duff

I've been dismayed over this transformation of Ms. Duff for some time now. Formerly, and not too long ago, she was cute, fat and charming.
Now with new horse teeth, a stapled stomach and dark hair, she's created her own evil cousin.
RIP cute and fat Hilary, we will miss you.:-(

Tom's Fantasy Sketches

Armani designer sketches of Tom Cruise show a much... taller and... thinner version of himself.
Worth a chuckle

Texans are Clean MFs

FORT WORTH, Texas -- A bloody brawl erupted outside a tavern after one customer thought another failed to wash his hands after using the bathroom, according to police.

One man was hospitalized with stab wounds. Another was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
According to a police report, the fight broke out Thursday after Eric Jennings Kisiah, 27, became upset about a customer's apparent hygiene failure at the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar.
Witnesses told police Kisiah confronted the customer and two of his friends, calling them names, telling them they were dirty and threatening to "slash their throats."
Kisiah then hid near a shrub outside the bar and charged the group as they left, the police report said.
One of the men, 25-year-old Morgan Jackson, was stabbed four times, police said. He was listed in good condition after surgery.

Kisiah was jailed in lieu of $20,000 bail. Mansfield Jail officials declined to let a reporter speak with Kisiah or say whether he had an attorney.