Remember when Pamela was Hot?

Remember when celebrities were glamourous? What the F*#k??!!! Everyone's drunk, slutty, ignoring their children.... awesome, totally awesome!

Dennis "Craterface" Stewart

Not only was this actor gay, but he died of AIDs in 1994 at the age of 46.
Read all about him and many other dark and interesting facts about the dead and living in Hollywood at www.findadeath.com

Tom Cruise Continues to Suck the World Around Him

I love a good fat Tom Cruise any day of the week. As seen here in an artists rendition of what Tom may look like in a day or two if it keeps up.
DUIs, over eating, not eating, no panties, shaved pubes, picking up a couple of under aged kids and plowing into a tree... it's all in good fun, right?

Mariah Carey Should Not Go Out

Babe: Pig in the Bahamas.
Friggin cover up Porky!

AAAAAAHHHHH!

WTF!!!?? If Dolly's face doesn't small children... and most other people I don't know what would? Christ.

Farting, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville

Farts brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.

Ivanka Trump

....speechless

Celebrity Vagina Watch

You know it's inevitable that there will be (or is, duh) a site devoted to celebrities flashing their vaginas while getting out of their fancy cars. Although we've yet to see an unshaven woo woo this shot of Pink was defeated in having her blowing in the wind. Pink actually covered up her cooch. Although not such a lady from a past posting, Pink was caught relieving herself between cars in a parking lot, she did manage to pee without flashing though, but that's because she's a professional.