Beyonce and Her Giant Bag of Bullshit

Dlisted reports:
Beyonce is a dumb ass. She named her upcoming album B'Day. It's of course supposed to mean Birthday, but if it looks like it's pronounced "bidet." A bidet is basically a toilet that shoots up water to clean your dirty a-hole.

She was a guest on a BBC radio show when the DJ told her that he thought her album was pronounced bidet. She responded:

"When I came up with the title, I wasn't thinking about a bidet. And if I had, I would have probably named it birthday, or just B."

No, I think Bidet is just perfect.