...In News I Don't Believe For a Minute...

Paris Hilton has bought the plot next to Marilyn Monroe's grave to bury her pet goat.

The 25-year-old has reportedly booked a plot in Hollywood's Pierce Bros Westwood Village Memorial Park next to her screen idol.

It is also alleged that she has booked a gospel choir to perform at a private funeral at Los Angeles' International Church of Christ.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a 'Billy Hilton'.

"Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives.

"But it has transpired that it's just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris.

—First off, it's legend that Playboy founder Hugh Hefner purchased the plot next to Marilyn. I can't even imagine that the plot on the either side went unpurchased in all these years just waiting for Paris to make an ass out of herself. Well, I guess that's what she does basically.