Sea Sick

Trash queen Anna Nicole Smith, fresh off the birth of her new daughter and death of her old son, marries longtime lawyer Howard K. Stern on a boat wearing way too much makeup and hideous fake eyelashes. The only thing that could make these photos more over-the-top would be for Anna to have thrown up on Howard as they exchange vows. Pass me the dramamine!

Meanwhile in another part of the world, possible father to Anna's daughter, Larry Birkhead, is seen shopping for baby gifts in NYC. DNA tests will later prove or disprove his involvement in creating a new life inside Smith.

It's like the grossest TV soap opera ever!