Ginger Alert

Axl Rose, still with those dreaded dreadlocks, but looking not so botoxed and chemical peel-like.
Story yanked from NY Post's Page Six this week....

SOUTH Beach revelers have found themselves a new party pal in Guns N' Roses front man Axl Rose. Witnesses at Miami nightclub Snatch earlier this week said the rocker rolled in with a few tour mates from Eric Clapton's crew and stayed until 5 a.m. His debaucheries included a five-minute ride on a mechanical bull and a saucy show from his girlfriend, who spent the night dancing on poles and bar tables. The next night at his concert in Fort Lauderdale, Rose told the audience, "I don't remember where I was . . . but I know it had something to do with a mechanical bull."

Jackos' Recording a "Comeback" Album

Would you buy any more records from this man?!

According to the Daily UK, the alledged child seducer and non-confirmed kiddie rapist, is holed up in a recording studio in Ireland hoping to create a new comeback ablum. Ireland? Land of the ginger kids. Is he hoping to find a Peter Pan lookalike... and rape him!?

The article goes on to say that he is living a "normal" life in the small town and that he regularly brings his three kids to the movies and sits in the local cafe. Yeah, right.

The singer isn't currently signed to a record label. He wants to update his international smash, Thriller, for the new generation with CD/DVD and internet componants.

The Land of Non-expression

Well, in this promo for H&M, the Olsen's and friends, seem to be carrying on the tradition of looking deer-in-headlights.

Pull-toy, Chris Angel

Magician/entertainer Chris Angel is the object of one unusual love triangle, Paris Hilton and... Minnie Driver!
Apparently, Driver and Angel are engaged even though Paris is going about town saying they are in love. But looking at this photo, which I hope is a Halloween costume of the late and great Milli Vanilli... WTF!?
It looks to me like Chris has penis on the menu as well.

Speaking of Circus Tits

Watching Pamela Anderson [fill in the blank] age is not going to be pretty. With misplaced nipples and a haggard face that constant tanning is not going to be kind to, she has all points against her. The stretch marks alone must take a lot of maintenance.

This is Why I Can't Watch Medium

Patricia Arquette-Jane is a mess!
When she turned to her new-ish husband to ask, "do I look alright?" standing there with her huge tits busting out of an awful dress, did he actually say, "aaaa, yeah, rock on babe."
But then, seeing their wedding photo, looking as thrilled as cannot be, I get it.
They're out of their minds! But worst of all, Thomas is wearing the very same Scottish outfit he worn at his own wedding, to a media event! Same tie, same little skirt, same none expression.

Better Brown

The Clueless star Alicia Silverstone decides to take a more natural route to her roots and goes brunette and brown seems to be the new blond.

Farrah Diagnosed with Intesinal Cancer

Reported by the Daily UK
Trembling with shock, Farrah Fawcett walked out of the St John's Health Centre near her home in Beverly Hills and pulled out her mobile phone.

Reeling from the devastating revelation that she had intestinal cancer, she dialled the first number that came into her head.

That call, a week ago, was not to her 90-year-old father, Jim, nor her son Redmond, 21, or one of her many supportive girlfriends. It was to Ryan O'Neal, the man she has loved - and fought with - for more than a quarter of a century. Even by Hollywood's notoriously dysfunctional standards, the troubled relationship between the Charlie's Angels beauty and the suave star of Love Story has been notably turbulent.

In an exclusive interview with The Mail on Sunday, Ryan said: "We've had our ups and downs, but I was the first person she called when she was diagnosed. I love her, I've loved her for 25 years, and she knows that."

"Farrah is a fighter. The first thing she said to me was, "I've got cancer." The second thing she said was, "I'm going to beat this"."

"She had been complaining of feeling tired all the time, but the cancer diagnosis was a complete shock to both of us. She's here at my house now and that's where she will stay. She's feeling bad today. She's come down with a cold, maybe because her immune system is down. She doesn't want to talk to anyone right now."

Ryan, who himself was diagnosed with chronic myelogenous leukaemia in 2001 - a disease now in remission but for which he still takes daily medication - insists he will be by Farrah's side throughout her treatment.

He confirmed that tomorrow she will begin a course of chemotherapy at the City of Hope Hospital in Los Angeles, one of the world's leading cancer treatment centres. Doctors hope to shrink the malignant tumour in her lower intestine, which is about the size of two strawberries, and then remove it.

According to the American Cancer Society, the five-year survival rate for women diagnosed with intestinal cancer is 70 per cent and, according to Ryan, Farrah sees that as a cause for hope. He said: "She's very positive that the treatment will work. I never had chemo, they treated my leukaemia with drugs, but we both know she's got tough times ahead and I will be there for her.

"She knows the chemo will be hard, but the City of Hope has the best doctors and it's amazing what they can do these days. We're both feeling positive - and beating an illness like cancer is about mind over matter.

Sea Sick

Trash queen Anna Nicole Smith, fresh off the birth of her new daughter and death of her old son, marries longtime lawyer Howard K. Stern on a boat wearing way too much makeup and hideous fake eyelashes. The only thing that could make these photos more over-the-top would be for Anna to have thrown up on Howard as they exchange vows. Pass me the dramamine!

Meanwhile in another part of the world, possible father to Anna's daughter, Larry Birkhead, is seen shopping for baby gifts in NYC. DNA tests will later prove or disprove his involvement in creating a new life inside Smith.

It's like the grossest TV soap opera ever!

Katie's Fullfilment

Ms. Holmes-Cruise is spotted tall, slim, and like she's on some catwalk mission literally all over the world. Shown here with her new BFF, Victoria Beckham.
Isn't this how Nicole pretty much transformed? She was a scruffy Aussie Redhead who while with Tom became the blonde, sleek, always dressed perfectly Ms. Kidman we know today. But can/will Katie ever be able to win us over with anything she does at this point?

The Last Dance

Pretty much reached the over kill point a while back on this set, but no more will I post about Paris, Lindsay, Jessica, or an Olsen.
Why? They're not stars. They're not anything anyone really wants to aspire to be. Paris dances on a table in a night club. Photos of this are everywhere. WTFC? Until one of them does something great, heartwarming or non-drug-related, maybe. So savor this dance Paris, it's not you, it's me, but I have to move on.

Real or Not Real...

I've seen this on a couple of sites, but I have to say, the image looks more photoshopped than an actual object. At least the face does. But, putting Tom at the "butt" of a joke, well, it's all too easy, ain't it?

Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world’s largest manufacturer of sex toys, over the company’s alleged unauthorized use of his image on its new Mission Insertable butt plug.

Mr. Cruise is also demanding “the immediate and complete withdrawal” of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun’s Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons “currently harboring” this device.

The device at the bottom of this controversy is a 3-inch silicone statuette designed to be inserted into the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. A butt plug can be inserted during sex or it can be worn while its user is gardening, shopping, or attending the theater.